i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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