you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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