youre lurking in front of me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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