If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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