My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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