We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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