She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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