When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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