do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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