I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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