i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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