fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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