I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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