IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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