Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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