I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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