when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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