is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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