I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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