everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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