i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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