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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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