you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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