Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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