I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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