if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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