that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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