Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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