Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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