I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
you had me at cake vodka
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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