i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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