i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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