i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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