i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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