He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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