WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
