We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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