great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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