I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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