You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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