i just had sex bonerless
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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