what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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