I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Buhtt sex?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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