This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I forget how to act sober
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