we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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