two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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