i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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