i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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