sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yo dont text me then not text me
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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