508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I have fence marks all over my body
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